How to ruin a 1M

"E90M3" (e90m3) 09/26/2016 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is atrocious.

Tripper > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:45

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Ew

Party-vi > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:45

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Ew

Nerd-Vol > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:46

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Eh, ugly car when it rolled off the assembly line. This isn’t an improvement though.

S65 > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:46

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I don’t want to believe

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:47

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I don’t think the car is that bad. The price though... good lord that is atrocious.

Textured Soy Protein > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:49

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First thought: why did they put fakemeout covers on the brake calipers when it already has 6-piston brake calipers?

Second thought: is that a “carbon fiber” wrap on the wheels?

Tripper > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2016 at 15:50

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I missed both of those things, makes it so much worse lol

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 09/26/2016 at 15:51

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They all seem to be around that. I was thinking about getting one back in 2014 when I got my M3, cause they were both about 50k. I went with the M3 cause I aways wanted one.

E90M3 > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2016 at 15:52

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Second thought: is that a “carbon fiber” wrap on the wheels?

I think they googled tasteless mods and went with the top result, which was probably this.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:52

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I’d pay 35k for a 5 year old hoonedon car. Maybe.

Ilike_cougars > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:53

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Well at least for the most part its just hideous stickers, most of that can be peeled away.. The wheels, I probably would give it a pass..

And what the hell is NUPBUPGRING??

lone_liberal > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:54

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I’m sure there are people who will think that car is perfectly fine. Those people are wrong.

Textured Soy Protein > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 15:54

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Also if you’re going to put on dorky ///M center caps then you should at least line them up with the little rectangle ///M badges that are already on the wheels.

E90M3 > Ilike_cougars 09/26/2016 at 15:56

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I think it’s like the knock-off version of the Nurburgring 

Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2016 at 16:06

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Wat is NUPBUPGRING?

Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit 09/26/2016 at 16:11

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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BKosher84 > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 16:26

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If it were just the matte strip, it’s be alright. All the extras make it awful.

AMC/Renauledge > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 16:31

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You do realize that in 20 years, jalopnikers are going to be saying “Easy LS swap” about cars like this, right?

That’ll truly ruin it.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 16:55

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It’s like the world’s most expensive use of Pep Boys modifications.

E90M3 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/26/2016 at 16:56

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I was thinking the same thing.

MKVJunkle > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2016 at 18:42

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I’m pretty sure those don’t have multi piston calipers stock. Maybe I’m wrong. That’s no excuse for caliper covers though.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 19:21

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dear god thats horrible!

JeepJeremy > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 19:36

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The “blackout” tail lights are the worst part.

Frenchlicker > E90M3 09/26/2016 at 19:59

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I’m impressed by the wrap on the rims, at least I think that’s what it is. Also points for the most wanted sticker.

Textured Soy Protein > MKVJunkle 09/27/2016 at 00:06

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It has the same 6-piston front and 2-piston rear calipers as the 135. I know this with certainty because this is my old 135is:

MKVJunkle > Textured Soy Protein 09/28/2016 at 18:51

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I stand corrected.